my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
My left butt cheek is more punk rock than you!
The only other new print I can churn out in time for Anime Boston. Hope to see you guys there!
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store
but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
for both us and the watermelon
i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation




for both us and the watermelon
